Conspiracy Theory

I'm scrutinizing Star Trek episodes nightly,
as I've suspected for some time, and am presently convinced,
that the alien characters Captain Picard tests, as well protects,
are in reality the same folks I see in malls and farmer markets.
but in reverse, disguised to fool us they are humans.

I dare not share my theory with Homeland Security, for I myself am counterfeit,
having swum ashore onto the Okefenokee, ten years ago next week;
having, then, changed my name from Rodriguez Dominquez to Derek Roderick,
and half way there to speaking English as if I could be from Indianapolis.

All of which goes to prove, where there's a way there's a Cuban.