Oil Spill Recovery Plan

"Top kill," bottom kill,"
pipe down heavy mud and seal with cement.
Been there, done that!
What are they talking about?
So far it hasn't worked.

Here's an idea: Try hosing in McDonald's Milk Shakes
and Happy Meals(super sized.)
That ought to do the trick.
Worst case scenario, what globs should wash ashore
would look and taste like Crispy Donuts.