Adorable

Elders to kinder, nobody but nobody dresses.
On ceremonial occasions, the guys weave grass skirts,
and swish in them the lights fantastic.

The girls, on the other hand, wear no ornaments,
except bee wax stuck to their foreheads
to which are affixed white and fluffy stork feathers..

Zoe tribal structure is matriarchal.
While the boys fish, hunt, and do the dishes
the women brew beer and knead bagels.

When a damsel reaches the age of majority,
she may wed up to four hubbies, the younger the better.
Thereafter, all parties share equally in the raising of babies.

When hunt time is good, the villages party hardy.
The women break out the kegs, and their skirted guys enter dancing.
In this society, women do not gaze into the eyes of men not espoused to them.

Thus, the ladies hold the beer jugs behind them
as the hopping fellows approach (their peanut-size penises knotted in ribbons)
stomping the dickins out of the dirt with feet and bamboo poles half their height.

Then, in the orgasmic crest of crescendo
the boys shake vigorously the jugs extended to them
so Earth Mother gets first drink.

To note: The beer does not intoxicate,
having about a .75 alcoholic contents.
The goal is not to get bombed out of your gourd,

but rather to induce vomit and exodus of possibly evil spirits,
thereby, avoiding the future spread of illness
to the community;

the logic being that a gallon of native prevention
beats by a mile a teaspoon white man's medicine,
even if imported from Germany.

These primitives are amongst the earth's most adorable peoples.
They love their children, don't abuse spouses,
and would never ever dream of suing for separation and/or divorce.

Neither do they celebrate bloody deities of any kind.
They adhere to the teachings of mythological Founding Father,
who supposedly visited from a far out orb,

to instruct the Zoe how they should conduct themselves in public and private
in order to live in harmony with the canopy monkeys
and the birds they periodically net and do eat,

for verily, Man does not live by bread and beer alone.
but also by the goodness
imbedded in animal protein.