They, the editors, full covered page featured a pot belly actress,
Demi Moore, looking like Mother Nature Goddess,
24 months pregnant before Planet Earth was born.
The full cover page ad was a sensation,
particularly among boys 50 to 84,
who would gladly have sacrificed their left testicle
for a chance to crawl back into a womb.
Years later, the editors mused - Guys we can better!
Thus, was conceived a new full cover page
featuring a peroxide blond, dressed in black, in spike heals,
bra half open, breast protruding, into the mouth of her three year old son,
on a step ladder sucking timidly the nipple,
and,looking sheepishly at us by way of the camera.
The latest full cover page has been controversial to say the least,
a wow sensation and a lolly pop treat for thumb sucking boys of every inclination,
who now must rethink saline tits.
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