Heed my advice, you hot and heavy breathing buckaroos.
Heed the counsel of an old dame who has lived the lives of 9 cats.
The pretty face in your scope can conceal unimaginable tricks.
Best that when you speak to girls endowed with fluttering eyelashes
and plumb bodies, shield your eyes that you may concentrate on their words,
lest they dispatch to the dreamland of suckers.
You don't have to follow my wisdom, but at least listen.
The wrinkles I bear are chapter headings
in the tome of life experiences.
If Pretty is a prospect for merger (marriage)
if Pretty invites you to meet her Mom, focus on mom.
Pretty, one day, like Mom will become.
If you don't like Mom, head for the exit and don't look back.
Or do you reckon you are man enough
to fight mother and daughter on a two front war?
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