The Boy Next Door

He's about 6 foot 7, skinny as a rail.
and moves in the kitchen
like a ballerina.

Before he raises to his mouth the first fork
of whatever it is he microwaves, he violently twitches
His arms kung fu in every directions.

Am I spying on my neighbors.
You bet I am.
You think I hang binoculars around my neck for nothing.

I spy on everyone; bloggers, tweeters.
and husbands fighting their wives in bedrooms.
Me calls it social anthropology.