Post Election Glee

I was not going to vote
Undecided who was the worst
Then, on Election Eve the robot calls began to fly
Two from Barbara, mother of Bush
One from Clint Dirty Harry
Two from Pat Boone, White Prince of Soul
One from Virginia's Governor McDonald
One from a guy speaking his heart in Yiddish

Then ---The Call from him, The Man,
the Story, the Investment Banker.
Said the robot call of Mitt Dear Romney,
"Hello, Rotenberg family, I appreciate your trust.
America The Beautiful, let's keep if full and just
For me winning the Presidency is personal
Anne will make us the fairest First Lady."
That did it, I was utterly convinced!

I went out in  the rain and voted for Barack O'Bama