Sunday, March 21, 2010

Jesus Blanket Coverage

New shipments of annuals and perennials arrive
every day starting in mid March right up into early fall,
at Home Depot Outside Gardening.
Spring is in the air, and I'm as levitated as butterflies are
when turned loose in fields of wild pollination.

A customer looks over a recent shipment,
picks up an annual for further inspection; fumbles, drops it.
Under the stand in front of the guy, the flower remains,
while Mr. Big Time Customer continues to check out other plants.

(Such bastards as this one do the same with virgin girls.)
Deciding not to purchase any, the man leaves the premises,
abandoned flower left in the dark. Is this right ? No, it's not!
The son of a bitch has sinned against a nursery and against nature in general.

Apropos to the above, when Jesus hung crucified, he petitioned his Father
for blanket coverage on behalf of the rabble below, that they be forgiven,
for they did not know what the hell they were doing to the Redeemer of humanity.
Here's the question.

Does said blanket coverage apply to the likes of the son of a bitch
of the abandoned flower --- or to any who soils the reputation of a daughter,
who in mine eyes deserves to be stuck by lighting?
...Oops, did I say that?

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