Thursday, March 18, 2010

SNAFU

Take care to fly under the radar.
Don't draw attention, strive to be normal.
In an abnormal society, normal is quite extraordinary.

If society were whole, everybody would be normal,
but since society isn't whole, almost every Tom, Dick and Harry
falls way short of average (the synonym of normal.)

Should you suspect, however, that your irregularities physical
and/or of character are beyond the realm of modern science to modify,
try at least to be pass as Mr. Nice Guy. Mr. Nice Guy often disguises as normal.

If after a thousand attempts at normalcy,
you feel totally a basket case, don't despair.
Consider a state subsidized lobotomy.

You see, a citizen's primary duty is to conform or immigrate.
Nobody will miss you. Do you believe anyone would miss Rush Limbaugh
were he to move to Costa Rica? Maybe for a day or two.

Every rush is replaceable.

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