Sunday, May 23, 2010

He Could Have Burned Down The House

Rightly said;
horses can be lead to water
but can't be made to drink.
Same applies to vain attempts to reform.

A childless couple prays for a bambino,
and receives a blue eye wonder via adoption services.
They didn't count on getting a monster toddler, however.
Husband pulls off a slight of tongue, and mother-in-law inherits the felon.

A month later, understanding that the new addition
is hazardous to senior citizen well being and health,
Granny ships the lad back to his Motherland not far from Mongolia.
"Of all sad words of mouth and pen..." Screw it, don't look back!

The sly orphanage had not informed,
the birth womb had been a boozer, conception to finish.
The kid is presently in the former USSR, relearning the ways,
relearning the orphanage, relearning, of course, his native Ukrainian.

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