Try It

Should I be bothered because for no good reason
my brother is pissed with me?

What could I have said, what could I have done,
that was not pure vintage me?

I'll not plead innocence
I'll not ask forgiveness for mishaps of which I'm ignorant.

If I'm grumpy,
senior citizenry has its privileges, has it perks.

I have a solution to erasing any bad blood
between my brother and I. Fold up the matter 13 times.

Bind it good and tight,
weigh it down with concrete boots,

drop it in an imagined bottomless sea,
from which no unearthly power can trawl it back up.

That simple?
That easy, try it!