Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Post 911

Whispered I, a Goy,
to one of prominent side locks.
(he looked at me suspiciously,
might have been my turban):

Sir, you are obviously an Ultra Orthodox Son of Moses
therefore, familiar with biblical Hebrew.
There are two verses I often repeat in the lingo
but am unsure as to their proper pronunciation.
Would you please give a listen and fine tune me, please?

He did and the pronunciation has improved.
I would not approach an Ultra Orthodox in this manner
anywhere but in an airport, where it may be preassumed
passengers have been adequately searched for weapons.

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