The Lovely Garland (draft)

In my garden, it grows abundant
I eat it by the bushel
any way that I can cook it
or else throw it in a blender
and pour it on a sundae
So what if this be Denmark
and "Mediterranean" is the least desirable
of body orders, it works for me to reek of garlic
thus, no one gets too close
which suits me fine
the smell of man, I can not stand
and lillies make me dizzy

Accept me as I am or find yourself a Danish
Were tar a fragrance, I would wear it
As for garlic, I'm worth my breath in tons