Vampires and Werewolves

Ages 21 to 35,  do you read me?
I .invite you to of my apple take a bite.
My childhood experiences I brought from Asia.
The streets of New York were my finishing school.
Hear me, my children, I do not give bad advice.

Strive to withdraw from the work force early.
It is not fair to work for decades
and retire decrepit, an award on the wall
for having achieved Fat Man's goals.
Capitalism can be gamed.

Equally important is to live secretive.
The only evil eye that need concern you
is that of official inquiry and peer scrutiny.
Be invisible and be invincible.
Chasity and privacy demand Fort Knox security,

The pursuit of happiness requires well guarded privacy.
In that regard, do not let people know where you live.
Dummy addresses give to next of kin.
For friends, a postal box should be sufficient.
Have your foes think you reside in Transylvania,

In creepy Transylvania where the woods all around
are cloaked in doom and fog, where on full moons,
you transition into a werewolf of vile ferocity.
and at dawn return to the crypt with other vampires.
Be invisible and be serene.