Monday, May 6, 2013

Hat's Off

A beret is a hat. Bonnets are hats
Yarmulkas and helmets are hats as well

A wig is a hat made of human hair
Those best served by hats are we who are bald.

I am proud to be bald.
Day and night, my dome shines bright.

Coincidentally, did you know?
Josef Stalin liked his women's head shaved clean.

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