More Bangs for Your Bucks

The medium of television is primerrily a medium of noise
Noise catches audience's attention

The entry points into TV programs out of commercials;
the exit points into commercials into TV fare;
are primerrily almost always introduced by explosive sounds.

If these burps and farts were no existent, you'd probably fall asleep
If canned laughter were not pervasive,
you'd probably sit somber through the sitcoms.

More bangs for your bucks keeps TV prosperous
The result of any given 3 hour watch  is that the senses turn gummy
and you are amply programmed

Just you see, Professor Higgins, trun off the contraption off  for a week,
and you'd be amazed of how dramatically your life will fall to pieces.