We Have Balls For You

The creator of the brassiere,
could he or she have imagined
the impact their invention
how elevated would rise the cost
of cloth and elastic suspensions?

You buy Victoria's Secrets
you've made a sizeable investment
to keep in perfect form, round and tight
the way you always want them.

But they need washing,
they need drying in tumbling drum
which makes the cups a little sad
and flat like punctured tires,
or worst like a stale tortillas,
horrendously unseemly.

What's a gal to do!
Tell you what my Sister,
we in The Mall of Virtual Shopping
are here to restore your confidence
We got balls for you.

Entrust your Victoria Secret to our globes.
put it in a fool proof ball and pop it in the dryer.
Out it comes, spanking clean as brand new
smelling like a rainbow. A thing of beauty
never more to ever go undefined and shapeless.

We have balls for you
$14.99 a pack of two,
includes a month supply of Tampons.

(Poem inspired by product in Sky Mall catalogue)