Sunday, June 7, 2009

Curled Around A Lamp Post

Ball and chain is love and marriage
wedding band and intolerance
a quiet snorer, a roaring lioness
who by sheer misfortune
got down with a moron,
she calls "Scratch"

You wonder why Scratch is a drunkard
He and the missus haven't had sex in nearly a month
To tell the truth, it's been more like a year

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