She adores Chippendale and Early American
The French style is pure cake and icing
The girl deserves a bedroom worthy of Oprah,
Feminine furnished corner to corner
The boy's tastes run counter to popular culture
Clutter for him is anything more than a desk and a chair,
the sure demise of law and order,
the end of pacing uninterrupted.
A bedroom without mirrors...heaven to Betsy!
No dresser, no mattress, no bed posts to grab on to.
Who do you think you married, Jack?
I'm a woman, not a religious order
To make love on a bare floor
is not good for the knees
is certainly not good for the Rib.
I'm a woman, not a rug, not a dog
Him trues to explain his position
"That's why we have air mattresses,
they're deflatable and easily stored,"
She replies, "That's why failed marriages."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment