If you're poor, you don't have friends
If you're rich, everyone wants to help you.
Monday morning, my coworkers inquire
"Had a nice weekend?" It was okay...
I went to Malaga.
"Where's that?
-Spain.
"You went to Spain for the weekend?"
Make people believe you're rolling in money.
Soon you'll have so many friends, you can Bernie Madoff them.
you can even Bernie Madoff them.
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